Today a 4 year old asked me, "Do you like to eat skunk doodoo?" No. "Do you like to eat hair?" No. Do you like to eat cold boogers?" Noo.. "Do you like to eat hot boogers?" lol No! "Do you like to eat ding dong?" NO!! Do you like to eat the toliet? No... Do you like to eat rice? Yeah. "Yeah everybody eats rice!"
"Do you have a girlfriend?" No. "Then who do you sleep with?" I sleep by myself. "Are you still not old enough?" No, im old enough. "So do you have a boyfriend?" No! "Do you have a husband?" NO! Stop asking me questions!
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