New Years

Dad:   You want some desert?

Me:     Nah, one of my new year's resolutions is to
          have more discipline

Dad:   Yeah, but it's not the new year yet!

Me:     Okay I'll have desert


Mom:  This year we're gonna do it Japanese style
          and clean up the house before the new year

Me:     Japanese style? But you're Chinese..
          What's the Chinese style?

Mom:  Do nothing.

Me:     What's the Korean style?

Mom:  Eat kimchi.