Have you ever..

Have you ever found yourself in an unexplainable groove?
Have you ever experienced an unusual phenomenon you can't describe with words?
Have you ever observed yourself changing? Like you felt like you were becoming someone different?
Have you ever found yourself becoming weaker by falling into bad mood slumps?
Have you ever found yourself rise above and become a stronger person?
Have you ever endured excruciating suffering or pain?
Have you ever thought you'd be a horrible word speller without technology?
Have you ever lost something that you didn't realize how valuable it was till it was gone?
Have you ever found something you thought you lost forever?
Have you ever lost an awesome thought and wondered where it went? like the reason why u were about to blog?
Have you ever done something for the first time you thought you could never do?
Have you ever laughed so hard, you collapse to the ground bursting out in laughter and tears?
Have you ever wondered what infinity is? What eternal bliss is like?
Have you ever tried to dodge raindrops?
Have you ever been in awe of beauty? Have you ever starred at how the sun illuminates the clouds with different purple and orange colors?
Have you ever imagined another world? A bright city? Something different from anything you've ever seen, felt or experienced?
Have you ever wanted to revisit a specific memory so you could relive it all over again?
Have you ever walked through the super market and heard an old jack johnson song playing and you couldn't stop singing that song while you shopped for food?
Have you ever been excited to tell someone something but then realized that you already told them?
Have you ever held in your pee because you're just too darn lazy to get up?
Have you ever tried brownie brittle? oh man
Have you ever craved a peanut-butter milk shake with a waffle dog at 4:24AM?
Have you ever secretly tried to rap while driving in your car and you're glad that no one in this world heard how lame your rhymes were? (psh no lie i know u have!) But then you accidentally make the sickest rhyme rap eveerr and then forget what it was?
Have you ever wanted a real life bemo?
Have you ever craved sushi?
Have you ever thought someone was calling you and it turns out no one said anything? "christopher.." huh? what?
Have you ever drawn something that you thought was a mistake, but unintentionally drew the most incredible thing ever?!
Have you ever been excited to eat a pear, went through all the work of actually cutting it into nice slices and then realized that it wasn't very ripe?
Have you ever been so overwhelmed and moved with such deep emotions that your heart gets this intense burning sensation?
Have you ever heard that one darn gecko in your house that makes this weird gecko sound?
Have you ever got up one morning and as you were about to put your left shoe on a giant gross alien cockroach jumps out of it?
Have you ever had a giant cockroach fly on your face?
Have you ever been out of socks but the only one's you find are mismatching really bad?
Have you ever worn one black and one white sock?
Have you ever been out of jeans, and u need jeans, but your only pair of good jeans is still in the dryer, but youre late for school so you put your wet uncomfortable jeans on?
Have you ever been out of short pants, and you need short pants, but your only pair is this "tiny black how the heck did i even get this girly pair of too short shorts?" and then while your on a field trip some girl teases you about your short shorts, and it's the most embarrassing thing ever!
Have you ever smiled so big that you couldn't stop yourself if you tried?
Have you ever heard that high pitch ringing in your ear when you try to listen to silence?
Have you ever wondered why we don't hafta actively think about breathing?
Have you ever tried to imagine a new color?
Have you ever had a cat who lives outside your house and meows until u let him in and feed him?Have you ever used heavy grocery bags as your dumbbells?
Have you ever had way too much groceries to carry in one trip, but you refuse to make two?
Have you ever woke up laughing because you heard a funny joke in your dream, but then forgot what it was?
Have you ever wondered what life for an ant must be like? what if u got lost from your ant family?
Have you ever got paranoid that a bug was tickling your leg, but when you look there's nothing there? And then you don't look cuz you tell urself you're just being paranoid and delusional, and then there actually is a weird looking bug! and then disappears, and then you're afraid he'll tell all his bug friends to come attack you once you sit down again?
Have you ever forgotten the word "paranoid" and sit for a minute trying your best to remember that perfect word that's on the tip of your tongue?
Have you ever wondered if animals are really talking crap about us humans?
Have you ever sang the wrong lyrics to a song because you really don't know it too well, but you try to cover up by singing the part you do know in hopes no one noticed you screwed up pretty bad?
Have you ever craved steak and mashed potatoes?
Have you ever imagined a hungry shark coming out of a vent when you're in the swimming pool, when you were younger and sometimes even till today?
Have you ever wondered how we block out so many senses like the ticking of the clock? Or like how you don't currently realize and sense your clothes touching your skin until someone mentions it?
Have you ever had really good addicting guava juice and you freak out because how good it is?
Have you ever had eggo waffles and ice cream for breakfast?
Have you ever eaten the best tasty crunchy bacon at the cafe that you don't think anyone could ever reduplicate? and then get upset that they only had it that one time!? and you only had a few pieces of it, but you knew at that exact moment that it was the best bacon you'll probably have in your life? How in the world did they make the bacon so darn crunchy and tasty!?
Have things ever turned out even better than you could have hoped for?
HAve you ever accidentally pressed cAps lock?
Have you ever wanted a ferret for a pet? and then realized that you really don't want a ferret for a pet because dogs are obviously the best?
Have you ever said something you wish you could take back?
Have you ever wish you said something when you didn't?
Have you ever been captured by a work of art? A picture? a new song? a movie? a book? a poem?
Have you ever overcome something you thought was impossible?
Have you ever drank a Full Throttle energy drink that makes you dance like a crazy monkey?
Have you ever suddenly craved french fries and a huge cheeseburger?
Have you ever not really craved anything until your friend mentions how awesome it'd be?
Have you ever craved for an exciting adventure? an adventure with monsters and swords?
Have you ever had a zombie dream and you hafta be super stealthy as you hide underneath your house? And in your dream you think all the zombies are gone and batman starts to move out to see if the coast is clear, you realize you're in tights and you're robin, but then you whisper "wait batman! not yet!" there's someone there! don't move! shuu! And the right half of your face is sore because it's in the mud, but then you wake up and u realize that your face is just smashed against the pillow in a weird way?
Have you ever had a dream within a dream? Like you're in a World War Z apocalypse and so you're locked in a strange house because there's zombies outside, and so you and your friends decide to watch a movie, but then now you're magically in the movie in your dream?
Have you ever written a blog and got tired of wondering if you spelled "you're" words write and if ya used da rite kine grammar and den u suddenly didn't kare and broke into all dis kine broken pidgin kine talk lyk dat?
Have you ever found yourself lost?
Have you ever had a dream.. that you, wish you, that you, you, you could, that you, so that, you could do anything?
Have you ever revisited something you thought you already knew? And it was so much more glorious than the last time?
Have you ever wished pokemon was real? And then instantly regretted mentioning it because everyone is apparently too mature for pokemon?
Have you ever read someone's blog and wonder what they're talking about becuz der purposely not being very specific?
Have you ever had katy perry and kelly clarkson songs stuck in your head?
Have you ever watched sym bionic titan?
Have you ever had someone ring your doorbell but you don't want to answer it cuz you jus woke up and your hair has a massive cow lick?
Have you ever had someone ring your doorbell, and as you opened the door you wondered if this is the day that you'll hafta fight a burgerler to defend you house? yes a burgerler..
Have you ever had this deep urge to become a professional food and movie critic? and then make an awesome tv show about it?
Have you ever been caught in a moment that you wish could last forever? Or at least longer than a few seconds?
Have you ever heard a song that hijacks your mind and makes you travel somewhere you've never been? and ur like whoa gnarly dude!
Have you ever grabbed a bunch of watermelon seeds and threw them all over your garden because you swore you would thank yourself 5-10 years later when you had a watermelon garden, and then now realized that you were actually supposed to plant, water and fertilize them?
Have you ever looked at your arm and realize you have massive deadly guns? i mean realize that you have a weird shirt tan?
Have you ever been out of rice, and you really just want rice with your food, but u have no rice?
Have you ever craved really good bread?
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