To: Future Chris,

To: Future Chris,

bro past chris made a commitment to do daily devotions
and if you're bored surfing the internet like i know you are,
and you still haven't meditated on God's Word for today,
you need to get off the web and enjoy spending time with God instead
don't let your life be distracted by idols
you and i both know it's time for a change
remember how much super past chris grew when he did his devos?
remember how captivated in God's intimacy he was?
you should since i jus reminded you
i think you could really use some positive self talk
u ready? ok so listen up, here's what you're gonna do
ur gonna be committed and resolved to your goals
i wantchya to train in righteousness, holiness and purity
live with simplicity, self-discipline and self-control
slow your roll and take time to focus on what's truly important
idk, jus take a deep breath, and stop being so stressed out
i said slowww down, listen to me! jus chill for a sec
ok good, now preach the gospel to yourself daily
Jesus Christ stands in your defense, so don't condemn yourself,
confess and repent of your sins, u really got a lot bro
the Lord is good and His love endures forever, so go to Him in worship
His grace is sufficient and His power is made perfect in your weakness
future chris don't try to weasel out and make excuses!
i know your gonna try, cuz i'm you, you silly goose!
reaffirm your love for Him, communicate with Him
simply be with Him, seek Him, wait upon Him,
Be present by enjoying His presence
be faithful to what God has called you for the day
ok?? i'm watching u now! no more being lazy!
freals now, u better go do it! i'm serious future chris!
i'm chincha serious (-_-) 
lol present chris, you don't really sound that serious
present chris, you sound so ridiculous trying to motivate yourself
you're really confusing yourself with this prep talk
ok future chris now stop reading this and get off the computer
stop reading this.. well actually u can finish the paragraph..
YOU CAN DO IT! i know u can! remember the little engine who could?
you got this bro, you got this!
go pick up your bible, and meditate on His Word!
other things can wait! so go get your bible! go get it, open it up!
God is waiting on ya, so ask Him for help, ask for lots of help, pray hard
jus start with some small easy steps, consistency is key! 
oh and then after ur done, be a good boy and go do your homework too!
and also hit the gym, eat right and sleep early.. everyday!
oh and sorry for not buying any groceries and doing the laundry
u may need to wash ur car and get a haircut too
also u might wanna make an appointment with a psychologist
cuz u may have a mild case of schizophrenia :)

Sincerely,
Past Chris